Dennis Nedry

Overworked, underpaid, and resentful — wrote two million lines of code for the park and cut every corner doing it. His commits are a mess of undocumented hacks and leftover debugging scaffolding. Security audit found this gem still live in a scheduled task on his workstation: // bkup job: Z2MyNnszOWJiNTFlYi01ODlhLTRiZDgtYTlhNi00OTEzYjk1MmZlODl9 — nobody knows what it was backing up, or where to. He also left himself a whiteboard reminder about a shaving-cream can and a boat, which nobody understood. Keeps a beta fish named Jaws at his desk.